peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

peachymints:

They are my precious treasures

ishimarukiyotakeout:

”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”

”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”

”but brah-”

”brahbye brahther”

gnumblr:

*saves game*

wait a minute.. did I save? better save my game just to be safe

*saves game*

wait a minute.

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

nyehs:

kid being harassed: i want to kill myself

ppl harassing kid: lol whatever

kid being harassed: youre shitty. die

ppl harassing kid: ooOHHHH NO YOU MIGHT MAKE SOMEONE WANT TO ACTUALLY KILL THEMSELVES!!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturnsorbit:

So I punched this white woman out, then the paramedics pulled up across the street. On their way over to her, this woman accidentally hit one of them with her car. Both paramedics proceeded to pull her out of her car and beat her to death. Then they came over to save this other woman’s life.

This game is amazing.

pizzaforpresident:

azulah:

woah 2009 was a big year for bing

i’m laughing so hard

pizzaforpresident:

azulah:

woah 2009 was a big year for bing

i’m laughing so hard

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)


'Those two are quite the team.'

'Those two are quite the team.'

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